Ok alessendra.

BREAKFAST NEVER TASTED SO GOOD. SO while me and Alessandra are xping shes like 'omg im soooooooo hungry.' and i'm like 'word, me too.' so shes like 'ok lets break i'll be back in ten minutes.' and im like 'OK WORD.'
(XP SCREENSHOT)

^^ Not photoshopped.


Ok so anyways, i finish cooking and eatting my breakfast and aless is still not back. I cry. Thrice.



Now, i'm no doctor of math or a doctor of time. But i'm pretty sure that isn't 10 minutes.

I waited. Cried again. Then she returned and said I was loser and killed 2 more mobs then left with her lesbian friend.