I have crabs: BEASTMAsTER BOOTY

BEASTMASTER IS SO BEASTLY, thats all i really have to say about beastmaster. its the cream of the CROP. Maybe when you are sitting in your mog house jerking off MARSUPIALS. you'll realize you need to level BEASTMASTER PRONTO style.

SO last night was packed with loads of action, dinged 75. Then had to deathwarp. So i'm still 74. Hooker nose.

ANYWAYS I GET THIS /tell and its all like "YO LETS CHECK SOME NMZ", and i'm like "OK!"

So me and this MASTER BEASTMASTER Ennayram go check some ancient gOoBZ, OH SHIT HES UP.

^^^ Me obviously excited about the occasion. First attempt at the ol' goob.

As you can tell in the below screenshot this amateur GOOB know who is the boss. JUST LOOK!

HA, he bows before my greatness. He knows whats up. hes like omg you are MURDERING me i BOW BEFORE YOUR GREATNESS.

^^^ DOLLAS

After the tree, we go on some more NM hunts and end up in the LABRYITN OF ZONZO

We aaaa a aaa
^ I dunno, dumb blog messed up.

Anyways we find this Goblin nm and hes like YO, Kill me! We obliged, oh and some newb Alessandra came back from afk and decided to come join the SLAUGHTERING.

Alastors blog sucks btw.

^^ Dollas, not sure what its supposed to drop, I guess some dancer shit, this newb thief was there like, OMG DONT KILL PLZ MY FRIEND NEEDZ AND IS ON THE WAY. But Alessandra the ASSHOLE(lie i love you!), was like "LOL STEAL IT AND KILL IT AND TAKE ITS SHIRT OFF". That really happened.

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Anyways around this time Enn is like "YO, I got other shit to do peace fags."

So me and Alessandra are like, lets go sex in Gustav. So we did. Found no NMs to sex so the WOMAN is all like lets goto KUFTAL and check some nms, and im like word. So sadly I follow this WOMAN which was my first mistake. this WOMAN leads us straight into a dead end wasting precious time!

Typical WOMAN.

So we get to Kuftal and find this BLOODTHIRST MADKOX and alessandra is like, WORD HE DROPS AN AXE THAT I HAVENT GOTTEN IN LIKE A YEAR OMG. So me being the beastly man I am I r like, "Lets do it."